iBrasten

My methods of calculating time are far superior to yours, in every way.

 

This is the blog of Brasten Sager, a freelance software developer, Mariners fan, guitarist, haphazard philosopher.

Where have I been?

March 07, 2005 @ 04:36 PM

Sorry everyone… I’ve just had nothing really to say. I’ll mention a few things and then I need to go to sleep.

Firstly, in a revelation that should surprise exactly no one, Jess and I have decided to do this “official dating” thing everyone else seems to be doing. :) Not a gigantic leap from where we were for a while anyway, but this makes it a lot easier to explain to people!

Secondly, Ryan and I came up with a pretty slick little monetary system based on coffee. It all started with me stating that they should make a $3 coin/bill and call it a “Mocha”. So, that’s the base unit… 1 Mocha == 3 Dollars. That said, here’s the current monetary scale:

10 Mochas = 1 Bag of Beans
10 Bag of Beans = 1 Coffee Pot
10 Coffee Pots = 1 Espresso Machine
10 Espresso Machines = 1 Coffee Stand

So, for example, I make 1 Bag of Beans an hour, or - roughly - 2 Coffee Stands and 3 Espresso Machines a year.

I also pay between 5-6 Espresso Machines a year in taxes, depending on various factors.

It’s TIME…. for BED.

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